Not a ninja.

I did not climb the fortress.
I did not see him again.
He wasn't in the TuTu again.
I didn't laugh.
I cried.
I died.
I am not fine.
I am not worried.
I am not a NINJA!

Not a troll.

I did not Rick-Roll SM today.
I did not see him dance.
I also did not see him ask me to dance.
I did not accept.
The dancing was not fun.

No sightings

I didn't see SM wearing a tutu today.
I didn't burst out laughing.
He didn't cry.

Not an introduction.

I am not John.
I am not being stalked.
I am not saying slenderman exsists.
I am not a human.
I am not friendly.
I wpuld not like more friends.
I would not accept help.