Saturday, October 1, 2011


I am not sorry for updating
I've been so busy
I have not been sleeping most of the days
I have not been having sex with Slenderwoman
Slenderman isn't angry at me.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Not Dead

I am not checking in
This isn't a funeral notice
Death has been showed.
The rake didn't die of embarresment.
I didn't catch an awkward moment with him and suit man.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Not a ninja.

I did not climb the fortress.
I did not see him again.
He wasn't in the TuTu again.
I didn't laugh.
I cried.
I died.
I am not fine.
I am not worried.
I am not a NINJA!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Not a troll.

I did not Rick-Roll SM today.
I did not see him dance.
I also did not see him ask me to dance.
I did not accept.
The dancing was not fun.

No sightings

I didn't see SM wearing a tutu today.
I didn't burst out laughing.
He didn't cry.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Not an introduction.

I am not John.
I am not being stalked.
I am not saying slenderman exsists.
I am not a human.
I am not friendly.
I wpuld not like more friends.
I would not accept help.